Top Toys for Gals

Sooner or later it happens to every single -- a relationship sputters, the friend-with-benefits gets hooked up and we hit a dry spell. No matter how attractive, networked or outgoing we are, sex is one of those things that inexorably drift from our lives every now and again, as if to remind us (rather cruelly) of just how great it can be.

Fortunately, with the advent of electricity, smart gals can fearlessly weather the driest of dry patches without compromising personal pleasure. And really smart gals can make good sex lives even better with enhanced (read: battery-powered) Me time.

With the help of female-friendly adult toy retailer VibeReview, we decided to investigate some items to make playtime more blissful -- tough work but that's the kind of giving, selfless (and modest!) people we are. No matter what your pleasure preference, there is a toy for you. Trust us on this one.

Sleeping alone has never been so buzzy.

A good, all-purpose bet is the ergonomically designed Miracle Massager ($43. 95*) which looks like the average personal massager but delivers much more. The Massager can be easily outfitted with a separate PVC attachment ($15.95) which provides external and internal stimulation of the clitoris and G-Spot. But be warned: the Miracle Massager is powerful. And its hum won't go unnoticed by your dorm room buddy. If you're the kind of babe who prefers the slow route to nirvana, this may be too much of a good thing.

At the other end of the spectrum is the tiny, perfect and very affordable Silver Bullet ($12.95) which provides otherworldly clitoral stimulation. A sliding switch allows users to control the speed of vibration and the toy's compact size makes it ideal for travel and discreet use. Really, this is about as no-nonsense as it gets, and it's highly recommended for women, both beginners and veterans.

Those seeking something midway between the raging thunder of the Miracle Massager and the relative delicacy of the Silver Bullet will doubtless dig the Pocket Rocket Booster (a hefty $61.95 but recommended by porn superstar Jenna Jameson no less). The VibeReview website sums it up best:

"Yes, the Pocket Rocket Booster is a more advanced model than the original Pocket Rocket and Pocket Rocket Jr.. The Pocket Rocket Booster arrives in three separate pieces: a standard pocket rocket vibrator, a boost controller, and a plug-in cable. Using all three pieces at the same time sends the Pocket Rocket Blaster into overdrive.

"You can use it with or without the boost controller, keeping your massage activity discreet and mobile; but if you want multiple function activity, you remove the battery pack from the pocket rocket vibe, slide the battery pack into the boost controller, and plug your pocket rocket into the boost controller. You will be officially prepared to bend space and time, according to your own arousal preferences."

'Nuff said.

At the top of the toy heap is the Gigi ($99.95). While pricey, the Gigi is considered a premium adult toy, is highly popular and thus frequently sold out. Why all the fuss?

It's rechargeable, made of toxic-free material, can be cleaned easily, and comes with multiple vibration/pulsation programs. And it comes with a one-year manufacturer warranty -- as rare with adult toys as good songs are with Nickelback. Made for G-spot stimulation and loaded with multiple settings, the Gigi is a winner though admittedly a bit tricky to use (so many settings, so little time). But a quick run through the manual is research time well spent when this toy revs into action.

And here's a tip for a smoother ride -- consider siding any of the above with Pjur Woman Aqua ($19.95), a quality non-toxic, allergy-tested personal lubricant ideal for women. Unlike many water-based lubes that contain known irritants, Pjur Woman Aqua prevents discomfort and irritation, providing slicker, wetter stimulation.

Ladies, you may be sleeping alone but that's no excuse for denying yourselves exquisite pleasure. Self-love has never been easier or more accessible. Just remember to leave the house once in a while.


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